Classico Typo's

Me tells someone, "I like yer mast!"
Someone tells me, ""
Me tells someone, "mask****!!! crap >.> lol"

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Me tells someone, "if you're gonna be like that ima lick yer bawls again!"
someone tells me, " when was the last time you licked them?"
Me tells someone, "kick***** God >.<"
someone tells me, "ROFL"

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Someone tells me, "I'm going to play with my privates now"
Me tells someone, "Sorreh? "
Someone tells me, "Mom bought me new toy soldiers today"

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Someone says, "You need atleast 3 broads for a Pirate rank"
Greenie says, "Wow I didn't know you're allowed to have that many at once!"

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Someone says, "All aboard!"
Another one says, "Giv me a sex"
Another one says, "sec*** >.< "
Someone says, "I liked the first one better"