Pineapples

B tells A, "hi"
A told B, "heya"
B tells A, "where are u"
A told B, "dragon nest inn... why?"
B tells A, "can i ask u somethin?"
A told B, "yes?"
B tells A, "i took some stuff with my labor badge"
A told B, "aha?"
A told B, "what kinda stuff?"
B tells A, "pineapples but now i cant find my pineapples"
B tells A, "where do i find them"
A told B, "oh you need the ship where ye got them..."
A told B, "the same ship..."
B tells A, "ok"
B tells A, "where are my pineapples"
A told B, "er… I dunno.. they could of sold em"
B tells A, "i need my pineapples please"
A told B, "I don have yer pineapples mate"
B tells A, "i want my pineapples back please"
A told B, "Look, i really don got yer pineaples"
B tells A, "give me back my pineapples”
A told B, "It’s not my fault ye gave away yer pineapples…. I don’t have em"
B tells A, "You stole my pineapples”
A told B, "no I didn’t! get over it already!"
B tells A, "reported"
A told B, "well that was certainly entertaining…"